i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
