So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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