Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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