i just google imaged poop.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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