My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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