I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
