I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
