what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I can't put those talents on a resume
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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