Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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