hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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