This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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