everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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