Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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