You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
