oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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