You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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