The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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