Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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