i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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