I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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