I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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