How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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