8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize