capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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