clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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