I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
