my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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