My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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