YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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