That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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