you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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