we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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