Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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