Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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