thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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