ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
