Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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