Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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