I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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