I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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