the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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