We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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