hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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