Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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