this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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