doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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