on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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