Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
tell me about the fingering
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