So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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