Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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