Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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