apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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