I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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