So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sex in the backyard? Check.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
