No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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